They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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