My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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