If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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