so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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