just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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