Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
