I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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