Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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