yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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