Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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