You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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