what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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