I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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