I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
COCAINE IS GR8
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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