: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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