Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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