It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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