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• (607): View more from New York

  So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.

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• (714): View more from California

  thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person

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• (510): View more from California

  I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one

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  Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?

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• (509): View more from Washington

  hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.

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  I don't have a cat..?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.

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