Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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