I must be too annoying 4 u.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
