Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
