Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
50% drunk capacity currently
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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