I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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