butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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