At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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