rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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