His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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