Do you still have your period?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i just google imaged poop.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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