So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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