I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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