if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Less talking, more tequila
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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