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i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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