i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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