I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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