And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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