You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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