in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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