I hope mine doesn't look like that
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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