Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just cut my nipple shaving
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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