The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
All the doctor said was why
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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