The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
this is an emotional support booty call
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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