Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Randomize
