we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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