found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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