Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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