ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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