Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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