dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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