I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
wow bdsm is so cute
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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