Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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