Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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