I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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