i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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