sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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