belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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