You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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