Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize
